Saturday, August 29, 2009

"Squash Bug Boogie"?

This "recipe" for ridding my garden of squash bugs was sent to me by an unnamed person.
I might try it--at midnight when the neighbors are asleep.

1. Stand in the squash/ pumpkin/potato patch.

2. Play your favorate boogie music very loud.

3. Stomp to the music for 15 minutes or until the last bug leaves.

4. Look to make sure that the neighbors haven't called the white suits.

This works, believe it or not. They may return after awhile but just repaeat the application until they get the message...

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